utopia

utopia
1. (utopia) (275↑, 47↓)
1) a theoretical "perfect" realm, in which everyone is content, where things get done well by people who are happy to do them, and where all the problems which have plagued our world for millenia no longer apply. whoever came up with the idea was drunk, stoned, tripping or insane. maybe all four. 2) a popular maths-and-text based online game which can be quite complicated. people who play tend to lose all social skills, and spend hours chatting to friends and allies online, saying things like "goddam, just got grabbed by a pumped orc. he's bottom-feeding, so my kd suicided in retal, razed him and he's near peasant-death" do not worry if you do not understand the game. half the people who play don't either. be warned, the game seems to exert a strange and powerful force on those with geekish tendencies.

1) sir thomas moore: i live by utopian ideals other guy: you fuckin fool 2) a: how's ur tope goin? b: not good, i'm gettin rickets from stayin inside to play it too much

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2. (utopia) (136↑, 62↓)
A headshop in Easton PA

Lets go get a bong at Utopia

3. (utopia) (96↑, 34↓)
n. Greek, a society which is free of hate, violence, prejudice, bigotry, jealousy, etc, and is unobtainable. Except one way which would be blowing the hell out of everything, leaving nothing alive to hate or be hated.

"BOOM\!\!\!" and there was Utopia.

4. (utopia) (77↑, 19↓)
A place in which there are no problems. Everything is perfect.

This world in not Utopia.

5. (Utopia) (32↑, 10↓)
That wonderfully perfect, sexy, warm place right between/atop a woman's breasts (bare or not) where you head fits snuggly.

We were laying together and I fell asleep in utopia\!

6. (utopia) (43↑, 32↓)
From, the Greek word meaning "no place." Yet, people still believe in utopia, and thinks it can be achieved. Utopia is far too simple for me. I dream of a human world which is self-organized, the way the rest of nature is. The problem with human beings is we cannot relate to each other at all. Our minds create this reality of each other and ourselves. Truth is our prespective. We invent the "facts" and the theories that come from them. All I can say change the facts and theories that come from your facts. Don't rely on technocratic rationalist approaches. Don't rely on government, religion, or the media. Same goes for academia and morality. The only power we have is turn creation on it's head with our own creations. The universe will be what it wants to be - us or not. Use compassion, honesty, and trust in the universe. And if you can't do this, try some X a couple of times. Look to chaos theory, evolution, Gaiaian Theory, relativity, and amorality. Utopia sucks. Find a reality you can live in.

Any animal not a human being lives in a utopian mindset.

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7. (utopia) (15↑, 4↓)
A Greek word means a perfect place that does not exist. Sir Thomas More wrote a fiction on a perfect country showing what was going on in this country but did not give reasons why that could or could not happen.
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8. (Utopia) (24↑, 16↓)
A board dedicated to the discussion of the NCAA Football and Madden Football video game series. Features many interesting and funny characters. The only place where an Auburn fan and an Alabama fan can agree on SOMETHING\!

I went to Utopia today and saw another [BCS] thread. I thought I was gonna flip, until ECH made another one of his interesting threads\!

Author: Dodger Of Zion http://utopia.urbanup.com/739243
9. (utopia) (22↑, 16↓)
awesome metal store in sydney. sells cd's, vinyl, shirts, books, everything.

[frustrated metalhead]: fuck, i cant find [enter obscure metal cd] anywhere me: utopia will have it\!

Author: alex blows goats http://utopia.urbanup.com/224556
10. (utopia) (14↑, 9↓)
A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.

Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, [war]mongering animals with larger brains.

11. (Utopia) (6↑, 2↓)
Noun. The perfect society; theoretically impossible but practically verifiable, for example by a democratic referendum. IMO, given the necessary conditions of Utopia's survival and recognisability as the perfect society, the characteristics of a Utopian society - survivalism, rationalism, freedom, and happiness - may be derived and society may remodel itself along Utopian lines. Etymology: from eu (Gk. good) and topos (Gk. place). First used by Sir Thomas More in his book Utopia, c. 1542.

Since perfection is impossible, it is sufficient for citizens of Utopia to work towards a society that is very close to perfection. Utopia is the future of politics in this country. Who says Utopia is necessarily impractical?

Author: Utopian Thought http://utopia.urbanup.com/2135213
12. (utopia) (12↑, 8↓)
A world where war poverty and bigotry is eliminated. A state of existance that cannot be possible according to the laws of reality. Because ever person has their own idea of a "perfect world" Some it is a socialist state where the government takes care of all personal needs. For others it is a Earth ruled by a National Socialist State controlled by Aryan Supermen. Where all other races are forced to served them or be exterminated.
13. (Utopia) (13↑, 10↓)
1. A Bootlegging company most central in New Jersey, You know who killed out the Dreamcast? Them, thanks alot dickheads... 2. A Mythological world that is perfect, no bigotry, racism, sexism, drugs, predjudices, corrupt government, etc. etc. 3. An online Role Player game, personally that I never played. 4. When you are so high on whatever drugs you may do, you get so happy and forget everything thats bad.

1. Thanks alot Utopia, you ran out the dreamcast you bastards. *starts pounding while utopia imp starts crying* I'm sorry\! I'm sorry\! 2. I wish our world was like Utopia, No drugs, No Racism, No Bush... 3. I just got done playing Utopia, Come on and play with me and my allies\! No. 4. Hey, I just smoked so much crack I forgot that I dropped out of highschool and work at McDonalds under the table making less than Minimum wage\! I suggest suicide for you.

14. (utopia) (6↑, 4↓)
A street name in Brooklyn.

The bitch axed me a question on Utopia Parkway.

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15. (Utopia) (2↑, 1↓)
A state in which your perfectly buzzed but you have yet to reach the stage of being totally drunk or blackout.

I've had around three beers, i think i just need one more to be in utopia\!

16. (utopia) (6↑, 5↓)
twisted fantasy dreamt up by wacko fundamentalist atheist zealots / marxists , based on earlier greek pagan fantasies it's all about political power and control

there will never be a utopia because utopia is a fantasy sold to the public about a heaven on earth that is unattainable and is really just a lie designed to put the people into action so that they can be used as tools for or by power mad politicians all for their own gain and for the gain of the power elite [heaven on earth can't happen , Jesus said so] \!\!\!\!\!\! atheism is clearly the opiate of the masses

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17. (utopia) (7↑, 6↓)
The perfect state of existence for human kind. However this ideal will never be realised because Utopia defies itself. The most perfect system would sponsor cultural and intellectual stagnation, whereas the least perfect would cause inequality nad polarisation of the community. Utopia would therefore be "imperfect perfection", a state that is impossible to attain while we still wear skin and think with fleshy minds.

Utopia will never exist. Stop dreaming.

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18. (Utopia) (2↑, 2↓)
The most [beautiful], [amazing] girl in the world that you don't know what you would do without her and you wish you could be with her all the time because she makes you so [happy], and she's also a [great] [kisser] ;)

That girl is such a Utopia

19. (utopia) (8↑, 8↓)
A form of government in which all social and ecconomical evils have been erradicated, leaving the citizens to live happilly ever after. Even though it's impossible as hell. From the Greek word meaning "no place".

Everything is possible on paper. Nothing works out in the real world, but on paper...

20. (utopia) (2↑, 3↓)
An argument used in debate to denote a world that is free from ills.

That's a utopian argument -- if it were a perfect world, international conflicts wouldn't exist.

21. (Utopia) (0↑, 2↓)
(n.)A perfect place that does not exist, there for it's not perfect.

Person1: Eyyy maaannnnnh, you wanna go to utopia back at mahh place? Person2: GTFO DRUNKY\!

22. (utopia) (2↑, 4↓)
1. A "perfect" society that will never be since it's definition is "no place" 2. An episode of Doctor Who, where in 100 trillion years reality will collapse on itself and the universe will end, with the last surviving members of humanity requiring the Doctor's help to escape to "Utopia".

Utopia. Man, the bitches must be hot there...

23. (Utopia) (3↑, 5↓)
A utopia is the ideal state of society in which every human need is adressed. The is no social or physical deprivity and humanity is free to grow and flourish at its leisure. There is no opression, war, poverty, famine, or social distress or racism. Although it is higly unlikely that humanity will reach a true utopia it is possible to better living conditions to be close to one.

It would be entierly possible to achieve a social state close to that of a utopia by the complete mechanization of labor and production. If all goods and services are produced by robots, humanity will be free from the maintenece of infrastructure and thus be able to rid itsself from all of the things mentioned above, something remenicient of the book Utopia by Issac Asimov

24. (utopia) (4↑, 6↓)
Watch the series "Neon Genesis Evangelion" and take your own conclusions.
25. (utopia) (1↑, 3↓)
Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

26. (utopia) (3↑, 6↓)
Anarchy would be utopian. A perfect society, were everyone lives in peace without a central government.

Anarchy does not mean chaos

27. (utopia) (1↑, 4↓)
1)a place of total perfection made up by deluded religius or political zealots 2)a word plagerized by fruit drink companies 3)where you go when your high
28. (utopia) (1↑, 7↓)
the perfect end in sight

this is my utopia, my perfect end in sight

29. (utopia) (4↑, 11↓)
1. A society in which there is no hunger, no dehibiliting diseases, and shelter for all. 2. The current state of the USA 3. The current possible state of the entire world, if we tried cooperating.

A man sits in his heated home, drinking a cold drink from his electrically powered fridge, sits in a ergonomic chair at his computer which can connect the world, researching proper nutrition and exercise that would give him a long healthy life, gets up to go to a job that pays for this and more looks out the window and sees the rain that provides extensive water for our crops, and deems it all a distopia because he will have to get wet going out to his car. As he drives to the bank to deposit his paycheck, he looks at all the taxes he has to pay because of the services they provide and wishes he lived in an Utopia.

30. (utopia) (10↑, 17↓)
A society that is proposed by Carl Marx, promptly before the authories killed him. Basically the utopia is a perfect place where there is no rich and poor and everything is abundant, it comes from capitalism.

The Russians skipped the capatalism part, formed the Soviet Union, and killed anyone who opposed their "utopia".

31. (utopia) (2↑, 13↓)
1)A non-existant entity, yet obtainable by voting in Al Gore for President as some may believe. 2)A place where everybody can have tons of free money to spend on prostitutes and drugs. 3)What stupid people "think" how the world should be.

Minny: Hey Al, wazzup? Boo: Nuttin much..urp Minny: You botin' dis yeer? Boo: RAALLFFFff..ttt..oo..yeahh.. Minny: Me too..

32. (utopia) (3↑, 20↓)
1) A suckbutt online game that causes errors on any Windows XP program. 2) A crackhead who smokes crack until the feeling of joy overcomes the feeling of being a loser who really can't pay their monthly rent fees.

1) This game sucks 2) Don't worry baby I found a great cardboard box by the dumpster yesterday with some curtains it will be so cute\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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